The inside of Dave?s barbershop was flooded with sunlight this fine January morning on Thursday. Downtown Ronnie Brown was singing the blues:
I am a prizefighter, baby
I use my fists to make a living
My coach says it?s time to quit
Cause I?ve been taking more than giving
? If you say one more word about Floyd and Pacquiao, I am gonna vomit,? exclaimed Dave the barber:? When I was a young boy my momma told me if you play with yourself too much you are going to grow hair on a back of your hands. Look at their hands. Money and Manny; they don?t want to fight. All they are doing are masturbating. I am just sick of it.?
?Masturbation is a form of foreplay. Only difference you do it with yourself,? smiled Al the Barber:? Sooner or later they are going to have to f?? Advertisement
?Foreplay without intercourse is called blue balls,? cried out Big Steve:? That?s what all the fans who?ve been talking about this damn fight for nearly three years have big blue balls.?
?I used to hold Pacquiao in high regard, above all the petty BS,? said Al the Barber:? Especially earlier this year when I heard that he was willing to take a smaller purse just to make the fight for the fans. But then Floyd calls him and now he wants to make 50/50. And now Floyd is all over the news again, yapping about it, how Pacquiao reneged on his commitment.?
?It?s not Pacquiao, its Bob Arum,? shouted Downtown Ronnie Brown:? The old fox knows Money beats Manny any day of the week. And Manny means a lot of money to uncle Bob. He is not going to put him in the ring knowing full well he is going to loose his cash cow.?
?That?s what you think,? exclaimed AL the Barber:? Pacquiao will beat that loud mouth Floyd senseless. First he comes out with obscenities like Step up punk. That?s down right rude. Then he begs Bob Arum to contact his people, but Mr. Arum says he doesn?t even know who to contact. Team Mayweather is all messed up. Nobody knows who is running what??
?Yes, they?ve been negotiating for three years and they don?t know who to contact,? said Big Steve:? Please give me a brake and do not insult my intelligence. The bottom line is this has been going on for so long I don?t even care about this fight any more. Let?s talk about young guns who really want to fight. Did you see my boys Joel Diaz and Matt Villanueva last Friday? Now that was real fighting. Mayweather Pacquiao, even if they make it, which I doubt, it will be a boring boxing match, neither guy wanting to get hurt too much.?
