Oh, NOW he wants to fight Manny Pacquiao.
A week late but at least $5 million richer, No Show Shane Mosley, who should just done a Ricky Hatton and laid like a pancake on the canvas after that third round knockdown, is taking a few jabs at the Pinoy Idol.
J?accuse as we say in the Fifth Arrondissement of Paris and I don?t mean Hilton who finds Pacman ?amazing.?
It?s what I like to call a Loser?s Lament. At least Floyd Patterson had the common decency to disguise himself with a hat and dark glasses after Charles ?Sonny? Liston waxed him in one round.
Mosley, while likeable and personable, has never been known as the most illuminated lamp in the boxing library.
But he and his lady love Bella Gonzalez only diminish themselves with jerky tweets casting little if any doubt on Pacman?s onesided victory over the 39 year old veteran.
Sugar Shame and GF are clutching at straws, really, and Pacquiao just shrugged it all off upon his arrival back in Manila.
Mosley?s weak tweet intimating that ?a Filipino sparring partner? had injected Pacman with illegal steroids sounds like a comedy line from the Jimmy Kimmel Show. Advertisement
Now we can bold?Now it can told?
Bobby Pacquiao, Manny?s brother, is the evildoer with the hypodermic needle who fills Manny up with EPO, HGH and low lead gasoline before every fight or every 50 miles, whichever comes first.
(Your mileage and in the ring endurance may vary.)
The fact that busted bulb Hatton ?cosigned? the ?roids rumor, well then I think the jury has spoken.
Not guilty.
To be fair, if imbalanced, I must note that Mosley did tweet more than once that Manny was ?the better man? on the night of the alleged fight at the MGM Grand Hotel & Casino.
Oh, look, here?s the waiter now, rushing over to the big table which includes Silly Shane and Bogus Bella, what is he saying?.
?More sour grapes, sir??
His Loser?s Lament just makes Antonio Margarito and even Joshua Clottey look good.
Cut it out, Shane, the better man did win, let it go.
Let?s call off the search for a scapegoat especially when you used to fly the BALCO flag, my man.
