Well, well, this changes everything.
I was going to go into my cycnical, negative tear down that wall, Mr. Mayweather routine, and bash the thin story that has L’il Floyd next big fight going to Dubai.
I was going into robotic destruction mode until I learned that messenger on this story is my Examiner brother, Robin Leach.
Now I flip the script. Now I go all namby pamby, whatever that is, and issue European style air kisses and think of ?champagne wishes and caviar dreams.?
Hey, gang, it’s ?Lifestyles of the Poor and Uknown? starring yours truly.
Here’s Brother Leach’s Examiner column on his serendipitous meeting with Mayweather at the scenic Del Mar Racetrack near San Diego, where the surf truly does meet the turf.
But I still don’t believe ?Money May? will fighting anytime soon in the Middle East.
Look, he won’t even leave Nevada to fight in Texas so picturing him flying into the UAE is really hard to do.
And do you think HBO wants to schlep all its personnel and equipment to Dubai?
They don’t even like going to Mexico.
I wonder if Mayweather is just throwing out Dubai to one up Manny Pacquiao after Pacman agent Michael Koncz gave it the old Canadian college try but delivered zero in his sojourn to meet some high pontentates and other important people in Abu Dhabi.
You know, the anything Pacquiao can try to do, I can get it done.
And who would Mayweather fight if some oil rich fools paid him millions?
No camel jockey will be safe.
The menu would be strictly red sauce meaning some tomato can would get the assignment.
It would be bring your own opponent time.
it might be Sandy Beach, KO Pectate or Ben Dover.
I notice also that Mayweather did not give Don King a shour out, this Leach revelation coming on the heels of King making nice publicly and extending the olive branch to Mayweather adviser Al Haymon and Golden Boy’s Richie Rich Schaefer.
Now I have to ask, is Brother Leach going to start working my turf? Do I have to retaliate by going full bore (and bore is the key word) on the celebutard trail?
I hope not because my doctor, Dr,. Vinnie Boombatz, told me to cut out both the bubbly and sturgeon eggs.
He even showed me the latest report from the Sturgeon General.
As usual, there’s something fishy about this Mayweather item and it’s got nothing to do with Brother Leach.
It’s his source I don’t trust.
