Puerto Rican boxing icon Felix ?Tito? Trinidad predicts that Puerto Rican boxing icon Miguel I’m No Angel Cotto will beat aspiring and perspiring rabbi Yuri Foreman.
And it must be true since this newsmaking item was breathlessly released by the Top Rank publicity team headed by the steady and able Lee Samuels.
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Dick Cheney predicts that Barack Obama will be unemployed and back in Chicago in January, 2013.
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Roy Chionbigan, his mouth full of sour grapes, predicts that Manny Pacquiao will be a one term and out Congressman from Sarangani Province.
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Three guys named Mayweather?Floyd Sr., Roger and the isolated Uncle Jeff?predict that L’il Floyd will drop Pacman like a bad habit.
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David ?Big Papi? Ortiz, who hit his 11th home run Sunday and is waking up from a long, deep offensive sleep, predicts the Red Sox will overtake both the Yankees and Tampa Bay.
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Michael Marley, wearing his BEAT LA teeshirt even as he writes this, predicts the aging Celtics, greatly aided by Knick refugee Nate Robinson, will crush the Los Angeles Lakers, the purple and gold swagger like a Mayweather team from a city full of tinsel and plastic and tinsel and plastic people. We’ll soon be hoisting that 18th NBA championship banner in The Hub, for sure.
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Carl Froch, ranked seventh best super middleweight in the world by Boxrec, predicts and demands that he will fight King Arthur Abraham in America. Sure, pal, but it will have to be held in Glendale, the LA suburb, where you will be warmly greeted by 15,000 roaring Armenians. Froch predicts this fight will be held in his battered home city of Nottingham.
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Some demented person who scribbles under an assumed name, shows no photograph of himself and who thinks the USADA is a federal agency because it has ?United States? in the front part of its name will continue writing (for zero pay) about how Examiner.com boxing scribes are.
Supposedly a French Canadian, this lamebrain refers to ?propoganda? and cannot even properly spell ?monsieur? which means mister in French. This French language scholar predicts that myself and other Examiner scribes will continue to write about Pacquiao, Mayweather and their super bout.
The same genius also predicts that NFL beat writers will also write more about the next Super Bowl than about preseason games. This guy must be blasted in the bleachers if you know what I mean.
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That same demented person, who throws rocks but hides his hands and his face behind a mythical persona, has just discovered the US Air is not a federally owned airline, that US Discount Furniture is not under President Obama’s executive wingspan and that the American Moving Company is not the official moving company as designated by the White House.
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Vitali Klitschko destroyed Albert Sosnowski in a heavyweight title bout which was watched by at least seven people in the United States. But don’t blame the Klit Brothers because our American heavyweight pretenders are so pitiful. Maybe I should start the USHCA, United States Heavyweight Contenders Association and try to convince some dimwits that it, too, is a federal agency.
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Or how about Uncle Sam’s Hot Dog Stand?
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That lamebrain gets paid ZERO for being Blasted in the Bleachers. He is, obviously, overpaid. His facts are wrong, he cannot spell.
Other than that, I see a brilliant future looming for this guy, don’t you?
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