“Floyd Mayweather is a rich guy, he’s a smart guy.”–ADAM CAROLLA
I just can’t see today, one of the holiest days on the Christian calendar, as being a Good Friday as for a failing “entertainer” named Adam Carolla.
He is sort of a Barabas in boxing, the guy who should be crucified instead of Christ.
You guys know I rarely struggle for biting, caustic and acerbic words but, in Carolla’s case, it would be impossible to hit him low.
But the worst thing you can say about a “comic”–the ultimate insult–is to brand him or her as not funny.
That’s an accurate label for this washed up, Hollywood fringe player and tomato can.
He’s Gilbert Gottfried minus the humor.
He’s Kathy Griffin without the edgy insights.
He’s Paul Mooney if Mooney had a frontal lobotomy.
On TV, he’s Ed McMahon without the snorting laughter or stage presence.
Pauly Shore is Jerry Seinfeld compared to this cat.
Do I make myself clear?
His nonsensical verbal attacks on Manny Pacquiao, on all Filipinos and on the country as a whole do not have a whiff of desperation, they reek of it.
This from a guy who, when he gets on TV, always plays the second or third banana, the cabana boy to Jimmy Kimmel or the fill-in for sports chatterbox Jim Rome.
ADAM CAROLLA: He makes Pee Wee Herman sound as socially important as Richard Pryor or Lenny Bruce
This from a guy whose inane boxing themed movie “Hammer” opened at a whopping 20 theaters and quickly found its way into cinematic obscurity.
I’m sure that, any day, you will see “Hammer” in the remainder bins at Wal-Mart, one of those $1.99 DVDs that collect only dust and disinterest.
The only way this third rate entertainer ever becomes a big commercial success would be to rename himself, call himself Toyota Carolla. The Japanese automaker, given its huge mechanical problems, might be desperate enough to try him.
You probably already know how this lightweight pretender slammed Pacman for not taking Floyd Mayweather’s imperially commanded random blood tests.
And you probably already know how he steretyped all Filipinos as people who obsess on Pacquiao and have nothing else going on in their lives to focus on.
I could accuse Carolla of playing fast and loose with the facts but this Podcast noisemaker–and that’s all he is, a want to be Ann Coulter of sports sitting in his garage–does not bother with facts.
He slagged the Philippines as a country which has organized sex tours.
When he’s told he probably means Thailand, he says they are on and the same. “Same difference,” he tells his dopey-sounding sidekick/producer.
I guess that would be intolerable racism if his targets weren’t Asians.
Wait until this birdbrain discovers–psst, psst–there are hookers all over Hollywood.
Maybe Bad Boy Charlie Sheen can hook this used Carolla up.
Adam Carolla, you put the more in moron.
I’m not done with you yet, I’m just getting started.
Here’s 6:39 of absolute drivel from Garage Boy Adam.
