I just got my filthy hands on a Manny Pacquaio Bobblehead and, no, I don?t sleep with it every night.
I’m not taking advantage of my little doll.
I only sleep with it on nights ending in ?y? as in Tuesday, Wednesday etc.
Now I have discovered, courtesy of the Cebu Sun Star and enterprising reporter Rachel Marie Sarmiento, a Pacman product that I really knead.
You, too, will get a rise out of this one. Though I must warn you, loafers should steer clear.
Obviously, Pacman has been on a roll destroying Old Man Oscar and then playing Whack A Mole with Ricky Hatton as the mole.
And he?s been making plenty of bread.
But now, in Cebu, some enterprising people are making Pacquiao bread.
This could give new meaning to the phrase giving someone ?a knuckle sandwich.?
Maybe they?re trying to butter Manny up, I don?t know, but they make bread that looks something like Pacquiao?s fist.
This might be the only safe way for Miguel Cotto and Floyd Mayweather to “taste” Manny’s ferocious fists.
You might think this whole deal is crummy but I disagree.
There is a Filipino tradition here, this is no half-baked idea because, as the story written two days after Pacman flattened Hatton reveals, there used to be Flash Elorde fist bread made in the country.
I wonder if Bob Arum gets ?a slice? of the profits on this? Or does he have to take a number like the rest of us?
What?s next, the Pacman Bagel? Or the Pamabsang Kamao Bagel?
Or what about Pacman Cake, you take one slice and you drop like Hatton? We also offer the Hatton flatbread in our bakery.
Oy vey as we say in Palawan, oy vey.
