Late night boxing comedy routine:
Sugar Shane Mosley?s desperation to land a fight and a mega payday against Manny Pacquiao becomes more frenetic with each passing hour.
How desperate is this Desperado?
I?m so glad you asked.
If Pacman agrees to fight SSM, he will agree to:
1. Weigh a measly 142 pounds on the day before weigh in.
2. Clean out the Pacman stables and, if none, clean them out when Pacman buys horses and a stable to put them in.
3. Bray like a donkey four times a day in front of the Golden Boy offices on Wilshire Boulevard the day the contract is signed?unless men in white coats with butterfly nets haul him away for mental study at Chino.
4. If SSM beats Manny, grant Manny a rematch one week later.
5. To genuflect and to kiss the rings of Wakee Salud.
6. To boycott all writings of Home Recah Trinidad.
7. Loan his Mexican gardener to the Pacman estate.
8. Show up at press conferences wearing a sign saying: God is great but Bob Arum rules!
9. To add James Prince to his entourage as a Mayweather repellent.
10. To sweep and mop out the Wild Card Gym at whatever times Coach Roach desires.
11. To go on exact same kangaroo meat diet which did such nutritional wonders for Oscar De La Hoya against Manny.
