All Purpose, Any Party Official Form ? Manny Pacquiao Get Rich Or Die Trying Fight Sweepstakes
Dear Mr. Pacquaio:
With the greatest of love and respect, I FILL IN NAME HERE, do hereby humbly submit my personal application to be your next ring opponent. I trust that you will find my application worthy and hope to hear back from you or your appointed representative soonest.
My main reason for wanting to get battered by you and paid handsomely is, quite frankly because (choose reason(s) and put a checkmark to all that apply to you):
1. My grandmother needs a heart, liver, lung or other key body part transplant. Not to mention I have dear relatives in Ghana who lives 100 miles away from both food and water. (Joshua Clottey).
2. The Internal Revenue Service requires me to get a financial transplant asap (Floyd Mayweather Jr.).
3. I need funds for a new video camera. Angry women have destroyed my previous ones especially this Katrina chick. (Dr. Hayden Kho).
4. I am so poor that I cannot even pay attention. (Joan Guzman).
5. I am newly divorced and I desperately needs funds to support my new libertine Hollywood Swinger lifestyle. (Sugar Shane Mosley).
6. Most people believe I am retired or mummified. I have been out of work for all of 2009. I am on a rigid diet and will somehow make 140 pounds. I will never lose to a brown guy except for Roy Jones and, btw, he is black. (Bernard Hopkins).
7. I can only get a boxing license in Texas, Mexico and the Philippines. I have run out of tuk tuk driver foes and I?ve learned sadly that assaulting them is not richly rewarding. If I do not get a six or seven figure purse imminently, I will become a jeepnmey driver myself. (Edwin Valero).
8. I receive no compensation as a VP of Golden Boy Promotions other than two free pinstripe suits which can only be worn at press conferences. (Mosley and Hopkins).
9. I have loaned incredible sums of money to Murad Muhammad. My chances of payback seem rather bleak.
10. The public keeps confusing me with Randall ?Tex? Cobb, the comical heavyweight who Larry Holmes tortured. I visit yourt country for business so I can pay my own air fare to fight you there. (Randall Bailey).
