Top Reasons Why You Will See Menacing Midget Manny Against Elderly Oscar On December 6:
1. Because, underneath any undergarments, Oscar is a macho, macho man. On the serious tip, he has never ducked any viable opponent.
2. No one ever said ?mother knows best,,? they say ?father knows best. ” Manny?s mother Dionisia has come out publicly against the match because of the size difference. Pacman is too old to be running home to mama so he will just give these maternal concerns some lip service.
3. To clinch Megamanny?s decision, another skirt rejects the bout. This one is worn by his lovely wife Jinkee. Manny is not a ?honey do? husband, he wears the boxing trunks in his family. How would it look for a guy who has been named the “National Fist” by the leader of his country to bow down to mother and wifey?
4. Coach Freddie Roach, who loves money and the Red Sox but not necessarily in that order, is spitting out ?wolf tickets? about how his pupil will knock ODLH into such mental dismemberment ?that Oscar will wake up wondering where October and November went.?
5. So much filthy lucre on the table that Uncle Bob Arum is salivating. Uncle Bob will be the ringmaster of this boxing circus and he enjoys such roles.
6. Oscar never promised his lovely wife that he would not kick any Pinoy butt. Somehow, he forgot Asian nations when listing places from which he would accept opponents.
7. Because Lou DiBella says this is a mismatch that really sucks wind. On the other hand. Bellicose Lou does not mind if Jeff Lacy uses a walker or a cane to get to the ring against his pet, Jermain Taylor. Bellicose Lou does object to Lacy having a nurse escort to the ring because she might check Lacy for a pulse.
8. Because Because Floyd Mayweather, still a young man, knows he can sit back and then cash in bigtime against the survivor.
9. Because Floyd Mayweather Sr. is afraid to knock the match and irritate Boss Oscar or hurt his own pocket. Besides, Floyd Sr. is trying to find an interpreter so he can work with Ricky Hatton. Papa May isn?t sure what language Hatton speak but he?s knows it?s not ghetto jive.
10. Because this will land in Vegas about the same time as the annual National Rodeo Finals, thus at least doubling the aroma of bulldropping s in the area.
