Let others render pugilistic predictions and fistic forecasts. I, The Great Marlnac, go where no other pundit dares to go.
Anyone can tell you what the outcome of a boxing match will be. That?s child?s play to Marlnac The Magnificent. That?s as simple as hitting the Slauson Cutoff or cutting off your Slauson. You will want to frample your ferndoc and put the launten on the faunten when you read this shocking exposition.
How dare these simpletons challenge me with their primitive skills?
I go right into the belly of the beast, and being effective worldwide, I can now tell you that Megamanny Pacquiao?s performance next Saturday night against Juan Manuel Marquez will be the finest ever by the Pinoy idol. All the stars are properly aligned, Pacman is in primo condition and he is going to ratchet up both his offensive and defense to make this the most glorious bout of his storied career.
But will that be enough for victory against such a formidable, determined foe who is carrying the shame of his wonderful and beloved nation on his back?
It’s all in Marlnac’s tarot cards. It’s all in Marlnac’s tea leaves. It’s all in Marlnac’s Ouija board. It’s all in Marlnac’s precise system of numerology and other “ologies” too numerous to mention.
And the bottom line has already been hermetically sealed, using only the finest of mayonnaise, in Marlnac’s Special Secure Envelope which I will be bringing to Las Vegas with me. I had to book three airline seats as two armed guards will accompany me, the mayonnaise and now pungent on the flight to Vegas. Three seats mind you. It made feel like Cedric Kushner before the secret surgery.
Details, exquisite details of Pacquiao at the peak of his powers, will be delivered by me on Boxingconfidential.com shortly.
I am sure you will wait with bated breath or is it baited breath? I know one thing and that it is not baby?s breath.
I will also shortly reveal what historic fight that Pacman-Juan Ma will wind up being compared to.
Keep it locked, Manny Lovers and Manny Haters, to Boxingconfidential.com because what will unfold on Saturday night at the Manadalay Bay will be revealed herein?shortly.
As my brothers and sisters in Jamaica, including the Marleys would put it, soon come, man, soon come.
