Michael Marley?s Shopping List: Potential Alternative Nicknames For Manny Pacquiao:
Brown Beast From Gensan Yellow Peril I?ve Made More Mexicans Sick Than Tainted Tacquitos La Migra Sends Mexicans Home, I Beat Them Up First Give MeYour Legends, I Send Them Home Losers Me & Coach Roach: We?ve Got Mexicans Bugging Out Due Respect To Our Lady Of Guadalupe But A Mexican Beating Me Would Take More Than A Miracle I Love Mexico, That?s Why I Turn Your Fighters Into Pinatas I Don?t Recognize Juan Manuel Marquez?s Stinking Badges Miracle Whip: Betting Spread On Any Mexican Defeating Me
Ok, readers, how about your suggestions? I?ve just become bored with Pacman, Pacfans, Pacmania, etc. Manny is in his prime so let?s conjure up something with more pizzaz.
Excuse me while I order my takeout lumpia and frosty San Miggies.
