God knows and She isn’t telling so far.
But there’s got to be reason for Manny Pacquiao’s coiffure treason.
Something rational should explain why Pacman’s tresses were in distress at Thursday’s Los Angeles press conference kicking off the May 7 title bout against Sugar Shane Mosley.
He doesn’t look like the Fifth Beatle, he resembles the Fourth Stooge and you can bet that Moe, Larry and Curley are not happy about it.
Don King is off the hook, finally. No longer does DK “win” the worst hairstyle in boxing award.
Nine out of 10 gay hairdressers have threatened to turn hetero after seeing that muddled mess on top of the Pinoy Idol’s usually normal looking cranium.
Maybe there is a Barber College in Metro Manila but Manny’s hair looks like it was cut at Barber Kindergarten.
(See possible Pacman-Justin Bieber “backcourt” along with Jimmy Kimmel in NBA All Star Celebrity Game.)
This is what can only be called shear madness and, if anyone lets me get close enough to Pacman next Monday when he’s in New York to hype the May 7 Mosley bout, I will put my rusty hedge clippers to good use.
I think President Aquino should declare Pacquiao’s haircut a national disaster. No, make that an international disaster.
I don’t think the Secret Service will stay mum on this one. Who knows what could be hidden in that hornet’s nest? Pacman’s locks are a White House security breach and I don’t think Manny and Jinkee would dare go into Barack and Michelle’s White House with MP sporting the shaggy dog look.
How awful is it? It reminds me of the old Redd Foxx joke–there aren’t any new ones–about the lady who got the bad hair treatment where they took out the “sham” and left in the “poo.”
Poo you, Manny, I never saw anyone in Sarangani with a head of hair like that. You could hide a box of Jollibee’s chicken in that mess along with some balut and a big bottle of powerful Red Horse lager.
Again, there must be some reason.
Did Manny promise his lovely wife she could make love to a “new man” over Valentine’s Day?
Is this Manny’s tribute to either Justin Bieber, Biblical figure Sampson or to Rod Stewart?
Elton John just checked in and said this is “Filipino Freedom” gone wrong.
Shannon Briggs thinks Pacquiao should get some natty dreads, maybe bright orange like his own trademark locks. Rapunzel had shorter hair than Pacman does.
Looks like another furtive Canadian Conspiracy to me. Bieber’s people got to countryman and Pacman agent Michael Koncz or something.
Not even Alex Ariza can condition this hair.
Showtime CEO Matt Blank wants to rename the May 7 Mosley bout, “Remember The Mane.”
Coach Freddie Roach wants Manny to wear a helmet not headgear so people in the Wild Card Gym won’t think his top fighter has gone mad.
Bob Arum thinks Pacman is hinting he wants a new, richer, “no cut” promotional contract.
Michael Buffer just went out and got himself a crewcut.
Pacquiao’s new acting gig is in the Filipino road show of “Hair.”
Shelly Finkel just declared a hair emergency.
I won’t let this story or this haircut rest.
I hear they’re selling the rice bowl Manny’s barber used on EBay.
