Juan Manuel Marquez, fashion victim, is planning to roll out a complete line of expressive teeshirts.
Juan Ma, the Mexican counterpuncher who is obsessed with Manny Pacquiao, has a hit on his hands with his “MARQUEZ BEAT PACQUIAO TWICE” items.
So what will some of the newer teeshirts say? I thought you would never ask.
1. MARQUEZ DREW LESS THAN FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE FOR KATSIDIS FIGHT.
2. URINETOWN, TO YOU IT’S A PLAY, TO MARQUEZ IT’S THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.
3. I WILL FIGHT MANNY ON THE BEACH IN SARANGANI, THAT’S HOW EAGER I AM.
4. IS GOLDEN BOY BACKING ME, BLOCKING MOSLEY OR VICE VERSA?
5. MORE PEOPLE KNOW ANDRE WARD THAN ANDRE BERTO, THANK (SON OF) GOD.
6. PACMAN ONLY FLOORED ME FOUR TIMES…SO FAR.
7. IF I FIGHT MANNY IN GENSAN, THE LOCALS WILL SEE A REAL POWER OUTAGE.
8. HOW COME LOUDMOUTH DIBELLA GETS FOUR ENTRIES IN PACQUIAO LOTTERY, I ONLY GET ONE?
9. IF PACQUIAO DUCKS THIRD FIGHT, HE’S MORE OF A CHICKEN THAN ANY SERVED AT JOLLIBEE’S.
10. I KNOW I CAN MAKE A DEAL TO PUT THE JOLLIBEE LOGO ON THE SOLES OF MY BOXING BOOTS.
