We’ve delved into the rabid reaction of Floyd Killjoy Mayweather’s fan base. But what will be the response by the Pacquiao Worldwide Army, the troops who back the Pinoy Idol all the way to the idea that a Pacman-Mayweather fight may be DOA?
I thought you would never ask. As the Ernie Pyle (ask your grandfather) of this trench warfare between the two fighter’s camps, I feel a certain sense of duty to check the pulse of the Pacquiao loyalists.
Here are some of their immediate reactions to random blood testing KOing this eagerly anticipated super bout:
1. Let L’il Floyd find himself L’il Short come April 15 when his 2009 income taxes are due.
2. The American should change that nickname to Money May Not.
3. He really is boxing’s answer to movie vampire Blacula. And we know Mayweather’s blood type for sure now, it’s Type “C” which stands for Chicken and is yellow and not red in color.
4. Megamanny draws more people shadowboxing than Mayweather will if he fights a Malignaggi or a Hatton.
5. We knew something was awry when Mayweather minder Laughing Lenny Ellerbe compared Pacman agent Michael Koncz to Voltaire and Descartes (ask a Frenchman or a philosophy major).
6. Marley was right in saying that Mayweather is more poultry than pugilist. (But was he joking?)
7. Can’t wait for Floyd Senior’s new poem in which he rhymes “my son is a big chicken who was afraid to take a Pacman licking.”
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8. Chicken A La Mayweather is not to be confused with Pinoy staple chicken tinola.
9. It’s time to bring a respected third party to settle this, I hear that Twitter Brain Tila Tequila is looking for work. (Golden Boy can tie her in with Jose Cuervo for sponsorship, it’s a natural for this suicide blonde). 10. I guess Roger Mayweather can go to jail now and get it over with.
