What You Won’t See On Marquez-Mayweather HBO 24/7 Next Episode:
My inflamed sources tell me the following unscripted scenes hit the cutting room floor:
1. IRS Agents Go 24/7: Watching closely to see if “Money May” is getting any pay. They’re the guys with the calculators in their nerd shirt pockets…
2. Marquez’s Vineyard: Postfight scenes after his two “losses” to Pinoy Idol Manny Pacquiao, the whining is nonstop and gets a bit infatile when Richie Rich Schaefer, the Boxing Banker, rolls around on floor and spits hit rattle in Bob Arum;s gloating face…
3. Sunday Night Shoot at Crytsal Palace Rollerama: Some 24 year old twerp sends nasty tweep to PBF, saying he hopes Mexican Ringmaster whips that unbeaten ass, PBF and bodyguards get in the cheeky lad’s grill and, later on, a thug named “OC” fills cheeky lad’s car trunk with hot lead. Always conscious of child safety, Mayweather has his goons donate bulletproof to all those age 13 and under…
4. Movie Madness: Theater owners report having sold 14 tickets—and that’s nationally—for closed circuit, $15 per admission showing of Sept. 19 Juan Ma-Pretty Broke Boy bout. As in Depression, theater owners considering giving away free dishes to fight showing ticket purchasers. (You won’t read this on Bossip, where they give you Henny without coke and they wave pom poms for Team Mayweather)…
5. Gypsies, Tramps, Thieves: Where forthright Marquez handler Ignacio “Nacho” Beristain laces into all the money-grubbing Juan Come Latelys who have suddenly leeched their way into Marquez inner circle. One grafter, asked for a reference, said, “How about Michael Koncz sent me, the secret word is Up With Baguio, Down With Roach.” Beristain has been grumbling about Juan Ma getting swollen head rather than swollen hands…
6. Invisible Man: They refuse to Man Up with Manny Pacquiao. He’s treated like a nonentity relegated to Siberia.
