MEMO FROM GOLDEN BOY COO RICHARD SCHAEFER
TO: PUBLIC RELATIONS TEAM FOR MARQUEZ-MAYWEATHER
Dear All:
In light of (not a reference to clear urine streams) Juan Manuel Marquez’s unfortunate revelation of his urophagia habit on HBO’s 24/7 program, the following rules should be strictly observed as we wind up the run up to “Fire Sale, Marquez-Mayweather, The Fight The Public Never Demanded.”
1. No references to Juan Ma using “twinkle, twinkle little star” as someone such as Marv Dumon might drop the letter “w” and then what have you got?
2. Don’t tell anyone you will be right back “after a bathroom break” as they might get the wrong idea.
3. If a journalist insists on this theme, tie the urine into our beer sponsor as a byproduct of good, healthy consumption of this fine beverage.
4. Deny these rumors about Marquez’s next fight being a Kidney Disease Foundation benefit match held in Australia (Fight for the Kidney in Sydney).
