Our simple philosophy here at Examiner.com is that the customer is always right and the customer is always writing.
Which is why I have to open up the Massive Michael Marley Mailbag to respond in kind or unkind to some recent posts.
Cast in what seems to be his preferred role as the villain, the bad guy and the man in the black hat, Floyd Mayweather Jr. is generating plenty of comment, only 99 percent of it negative.
I guess his popularity is going up, it used to be 102 percent negative.
Marley’s Mayweather Files:
No Joy for L’il Floyd, rebel without a clue
Mayweather talks trash, won’t pay garbage man
Detective Marley solves Mayweather weight mystery
Forget Money May are you Pacfan or testes hugger?
From d’Source Guillermo: Floyd, Pac haytas attack
Housecat Matt in Dallas: Will Pacman ever be happy?
MM to Crying Ryan: Yes, all the boxing Mayweathers know yours truly. I have to tell you I only personally interacted with L’il Floyd twice, once in LA and once in Cancun. Both times he was effervescent, personable and showed a great sense of humor. Somehow, he goes into this thuggish, CREAM (Cash Rules Everything Around Me) persona for media conference calls and press conferences. Better he should ditch the pose and be his real self because he can be quite the magnetic force without the shtick. Some may cringe when I say this but, if he made an effort, Mayweather could be as popular as Sugar Ray Leonard ever was…without the gold medal starter kit.
Next up is #1floyd fan, another rebel without a clue:
#1floydfan – im 100% sure if manny turned around and said floyd i want you lets do it its gonna be on juanma can fight the winner.
MM: Glad you’re such a fan. If it gets any hotter in here, I’ll need a L’il fan like you. Maybe you sell hot dogs from a rolling cart, pal, but did you ever hear of contracts? You thin HBO and the MGM Grand are just going to drop the Marquez-PBF promotion in midstream? Wake up and smell the java, you dolt!
Batting next is some religious nutcase named JD Groovy.
JDGroovy – amen to that Mr. Marley, amen to that!
MM: Look, I totally dig your name but we don’t need or want any religious nutcases around here. Hit the bricks, you mental midget!
You know that the Real Roxanne in Old School rap would spawn imitators. So has Bernie Vee, my most reliable and fully psychotic commenter. But methinks this is the genuine article, the real imitation leather like Bernie Vee.
bErNiE vEe – That’s the difference between Manny and Floyd. Manny is dreaming while Floyd is hallucinating. Manny thanks God for all the gifts he has received, while Floyd regards himself as God’s gift to mankind – that he is the next big thing after bread toaster and betamax. We don’t need Sigmund Freud to realize how mentally sick this person is.
MM: Bernie, how can I say this nicely. You calling someone else a nut job is the pot calling the kettle black. Merely by mentioning Betamax you have revealed yourself to be 40ish in age. How do you know that Mayweather is not God’s gift to mankind. Do you have a direct pipeline to Him? Freud was real but I think it’s you who is more of a Fraud, Sigmund.
Our final hitter, this time with a bocquet rather than a brickbat is MeIsReady.
MeIsReady – Very funny Marley. Hey Ryan House, before your criticize Marley check your post for grammar “I wonder does he thinks Mayweather actually knows who he is..? ” Me thinks you is not ready hehehe.
MM: As one of you wisenheimers previously remarked, for Marquez-Mayweather, there will no syntax allowed. And no proper grammar, either. Only country grammar a la Nelly. Can’t wait to hear Michael Buffer’s war cry on Sept. 19.
“Is You Ready To Rumble?”
kulitogpakoy – Bob Arum is right, when he said that Mayweather is nonsense. I believe also that mayweather is truly out of his mind. De la hoya is still also in Pain, Marquez who had been saved by one the judges in his first bout against Manny is very jealous to Manny’s popularity now. Both of them are thinking that their bout would be numero uno, but when September goes near, Mayweather would again mimicked another sickness, so that it will be postpone again. Boxing afficionados, do not like to watch coward boxers to fight with each other. That is a waste of time. Mayweather is a Professional ducker, and Marquez is a mexican runner. Where is the attraction here ?
MM: Sir, you are an Everlast Einstein!
Lord Voldemort – Ryan House, everybody makes mistakes, and Marley isn’t an exception. In your case, the comment you posted hereunder, is filled with egregious grammatical blunders. So, with all due respect, please shut up! You are this forum’s biggest bore I’d greatly appreciate it if you get a gun and kill yourself, thank you. I hate people who hates people who hate! Hating isn’t a crime especially if it’s justified. I have yet to know of somebody who loves Floyd Mayweather’s character. Personally though, I don’t hate Floyd. I don’t love him either. He does not have any effect on me. Floyd to me is irrelevant because he stands for nothing and he knows no honor. Clearly, Floyd Mayweather is suffering from a mental decease called Delusions of Grandeur. If not diagnosed and treated, Floyd will go on to fight Manny and possibly bite his ears.
MM: Lord, help us all! You must have that bumper sticker, “Support Mental Health Or I Will Kill You!” I sincerely hope you do not work at a post office.
Arcadia – Wahahahah!!! damn! The Great White Gorilla rocks and is on the roll again! Lot of punchlines from opening till end. Lots of hard and painful truth spice up with humor and wit. Lots of laughs of course! THANKS FOR THE BONUS: If Helen of Troy’s face can launch a thousand ship, Capt. Roy’s stare look plus stainless hook and stupid costumes could launch a thousand laughs! Laughter is the best medicine we all know, and I had just taken mine. Hell yeah, I almost got overdose. What’s your take on this Bernie Vee? Hope you will take it easy with Marley coz I think he did a good job today.
MM: Arcadia, I take back all those remarks I made about you being lower than a bucket of whale waste, I really do. You are also an Everlast Einstein, not to mention someone who can appreciate my twisted sense of humor.
You and I should drink buckets or rum and hit the waterfront bars in search of comely wenches some night! How does a Cebu waterfront bar tour sound, old pal?
