You thought I was kidding. I wasn?t kidding. Manny Pacquiao is Barack Obama. Barack Obama is Manny Pacquiao.
Top campaign promises of Obamapac or of Pacobama,,,
1. I vow to thrash Giant Oscar just like Little David took down his larger foe.
2. De la Hoya will feel like Sarah Palin after this because it is ?a Bridge To Nowhere? for him.
3. My promoter (Arum) can beat his promoter (himself).
4. Chicken Oscar will be served, and served cold, on Dec.
5. My health care for all program will pay at least five percent of Oskie?s medical bills after I pulverize him with punches to the ankles and kneecaps.
6. Oscar supported Bush?s ?surge? in Iraq, wait until he sees my ?surge? in Vegas! I’ve got WMDs in my gloves.
7. I will hit Oscar so hard the gel will come flying out of his hair. They will be calling me Ma-gellin.
8. I will install a huge fence along the border between the US and Mexico, the better to keep Crybaby JM Marquez in his Casa Mayor.
9. I?m, like the next VP, I am just ?Biden? my time until Dec. 6.
10. After I thrash his boss Oskie, Richard Schaefer can return to the family brewery.
11. Bonus Round: Please come visit me at the Pinoy House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, from Jan. 20 on.
12. Oscar just doesn?t get it but he will get it on Dec. 6! Change is coming on Dec. 6!
