Manny Pacquiao: “Well, finally. This is one of the last times you will see this Mexican fellow, not that there is anything wrong with being a Mexican fellow, standing up. Last time we fought, he was down more times than a ship with drunken crew. He was down more times than Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office. He should’ve sold advertising on the bottom of his shoes in that fight. This time, the National Fist puts him down to stay…and then I move on to bigmouth Guzman, hot air producer Valero and the Infantile Bull Juan Diaz. Oh, and if I have time, I will clean the clock of Ricky Hatton and Oscar DeLaHoya if they want some Pinoy Punishment as well.”
Juan Manuel Marquez: “This guy dropped me three times and escaped with a draw. That has got to be playing with his head. I am deeper in this Megamanny’s head than his own national anthem is, trust me. I’ve got him beat mentally already. I will drop him like a bad habit in this fight. When I knock him out, he will be unconscious so long that when he wakes up his clothes will be out of style. I envision him getting a major hand injury in this rematch….caused by the referee stepping on Minimanny’s little hands! I will conquer him for the glory of all Mexico!”
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